Keller: Can I get that jock-strap out for you? .....PLEASE! Phillips: Sure...no-problem big guy Honk, Honk!! Way to go Butty!! This Butts for you Keller butts in on Phillips HR Don't Worry I've Got Your Back We play Booty Ball here to I Want Some 2 Just Where Was it You Pulled That Hit From??? Geeez Andy, how was I supposed to know?!?!?!? I'm sick of barely touching you and getting yelled at in front of our friends, dangit......You can just sleep on the couch tonight mister Boy, I am glad I turned around before he grabbed At least second baseman have small hands Hey, I got to 2nd base with the 1st baseman That always gets me exited to hit a homer Yeah, Coach, hes wearing his underway Are you tickleish Tiger Bait! Tiger Bait! Tiger Bait! Nothing like a descreet & personal "low 5" as Keller's teammates all give em "high 5's"... Bama digs out another win! Alabama takes the term "team unity" a little too far... That was an awesome play at the plate! Now, can I have the baseball? They're bringing in their ace! Buns of Steel? I don't think so. Nice homer anyway. say...you're right! The right side is softer! SCORE! Gimme back my d**n Copenhagen! ...hey Michelle, it's me.....Helen Do you have something for me to chew in there? Are you sure you don't have that can of Copenhagen hidden in here somewhere? Did you steal my Beachnut???? Feels like you've lost some weight! Keller....Utility infielder/Official wedgie remover of the 1999 CWS..... G.W. Keller a Junior studying Recreational Proctology at the University of Alabama, introduces his team, and the rest of the shocked world, to what he calls the "Celebratory Second Knuckle". Redman! Just a little pinch between your cheek and bum. If these guys ask you over to practice to shag some flys, don't go. It looks like Keller just got to second base!!! I wanta to be like Andy! Keller Gets ALL of that! keller & company give the squeeze to tigers! Your place or mine? As Andy Phillips crosses the plate, after hitting his last home run in a Bama uniform in Sewel Thomas Field, he is congratulated by a handful of teammates. And not to mention G.W. Keller gives his handfelt appreciation towards Andy Phillips. cheeky tide grabs cws berth! i love you man! baby's got back!" the tide is the hottest team in the land now. if you don't believe me, just ask gw keller. OK guys.. I delivered the goods.. just one more squeeze and he's all yours. Hey, could somebody explain to Keller that a squeeze play does NOT involve my butt cheeks!!! Giddy with excitement over Alabama's baseball victory, Tide teammate Keller gives new meaning to the term 'third base. Alabama Coach: No, Keller!! I said get in the dugout, not get it dug out!! Bama wins! Butt it feels so good! (with sounds of dueling banjos in the background) "You're not as good looking as my sheep, but after that hit, YOU'LL DO!!!" Brings a new meanings to "Just a little pinch between the cheeks and......" Hey Phil-- The jock goes on the other side! Tide's Keller Haulin' Ass To Omaha! Cup check! Hey wait a minute, I've got it!! Allright- who put crazy glue in the preparation H? Utility Infielder Keller misinterprets "hands up" command during team quickness drills. you are one quart low Alright! Alright! Who goes after Keller? The "Goosers" of college baseball! He thought they said low five Congrats on your pinch-hit homerun!! I wanta to be like Andy! It looks like Keller just got to second base! If these guys ask you over to practice to shag some flys, don't go. Well, Andy and G.W. HAVE played together for sometime now. Their relationship has evidently grown. G.W. Keller a Junior studying Recreational Proctology at the University of Alabama, introduces his team, and the rest of the shocked world, to what he calls the "Celebratory Second Knuckle". Keller....Utility infielder/Official wedgie remover of the 1999 CWS..... Feels like you've lost some weight! Keller nabs fly ball? Keller thinks to himself, "While everybody's busy, I'll just sneak around and grab myself a handful of...AWWW --SHUX!! He turned around!!!" Ooh, what a big bat you have, Slugger! We can play 'catch' in the 'dugout' later! That's amazing. You can't even feel his Stayfree pantyliner! Do you have something for me to chew in there?